Prior to this, Kathy and I had been driving to Cleveland every other weekend and it was all overwhelming. My Father passed away suddenly and then in short order, so did my and Kathy’s mother. Metapod battle from Pokémon Episode 4) but it'd create a time paradox and Revolver Ocelot would cease to exist because you killed his cocky 20 something year-old cowboy ass 40 years earlier with your knife which can't be broken except by the massive claws of a cave demon (aka a crab) which could rip a tank apart.Kathy and I, and indeed our families, went through a really trying time a couple of years ago. However, the fight between Mikephen Scolbert and Stephcael Colbott will not only result in a stalemate (e.g.
Much like unicorns, Big Foot, Nessie, and petewentz, it is very rare to see a Mikephen Scolbert/Stephcael Colbott in the wild and catch it with a Pokéball, Great Ball, Ultra Ball, or god forbid the use of a Master Ball! If you manage to catch one, no doubt you'll be the coolest kid on the block and it is imperative that you find someone with the other version of your fused offspring so you can trade or battle each other. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Milli Vanilli, and Raptor Jesus combined!įusion only lasts for about a half hour or until someone says "You just lost The Game!" Since The Game has been around since the dawn of time and time hasn't been around since the dawn of time, Mikephen Scolbert/Stephcael Colbott could stay in fusion for years, until some retard invented time and decided to create divisible increments such as half hours! He is stronger than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Captain America, Hulk, Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Gonads, Speed Racer, Trunks, Piccolo, Frieza, Sailor Moon, Hello Kitty, Chuck Norris, George W. This in fact actually makes him/her the strongest man alive. While many would believe this fusion would create God, or the equivalent thereof. Prison Mike and his BFFL, even through the apocalypse. They however do not compare with that of Jordan wades. Michael's success creates Scolbert and Stephen's creates Colbott, both of which have the same power level. The outcome of contests such as Rock, Paper, Scissors thumb wars, rolling a d20, and idle threats such as my dad can beat up your dad will result in who will have the dominant appearance. Then both partners will sidestep on their tippy-toes towards each other while slowly drawing out the word "SION!" Upon reaching the appropriate range, the mates will arch their bodies and connect their index fingers to each other and shout "HA!" If done correctly, Michael Scott and Stephen Colbert will fuse into Mikephen Scolbert or Stephcael Colbott. Both members must point upwards at a 45 degree angle in opposite directions then shouting "FU" (few). The fusion requires two people of near equal power levels or awesomeness (in this case the latter) to perform a type of mating/hexing dance/ritual, in short, synchronized swimming. Michael Scott and BFF Stephen Colbert performing The Fusion The Fusion
#MICHAEL SCOTT I AM JESUS CHRIST MOVIE#
There is currently a movie in production based on this miraculous escape entitled "Miraculous Escape: Prison Mike: The Trusty McTrust Story." It will be directed by Uwe Boll and Ken Burns. By placing his trust in the aptly named Trusty McTrust, Scott was able to escape from prison using only his two front teeth (he now has artificial teeth, which enable his super apocalypse surviving powers), an anti static wrist strap, a paperclip, a blowtorch, a hacksaw, a match, a paperclip, paper, knives, guns, WMDs, Blaster cannons, head asplosionators, 5 finger discount, starships, a monkey, a drill, a hammer, a sled, and a rocket ship.
Michael claimed the worst part of his prison life was the dementors, for they were "everywhere! Despite popular belief, prison was not the meeting place of his now BFFL. There, surviving off three square meals a day of gruel omelletes and the souls of children, he was dubbed the name Prison Mike. In 1983, Michael was sent to prison on charges of killing a man in a bar fight and kidnapping the President's son. Scott's highly successful anti-drug campaig0n.
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